The Cellphone

The following events I take full responsibility for because my doors should have been locked.

It was 3:25 am Saturday morning, I was tired and irritated because their were no calls coming from the dispatch on the first of the month on a Holiday weekend... The bitch was in the office sleep, on top of that I had to cuss out another driver, So I am hanging strong at the metro glad the night is about to be over. I pull around the corner and this weird looking white woman comes out of nowhere, like in a scary movie and jumps in front of the car with her hands out for me to stop.

She looked all scary and disheveled and it appeared that she didn't have shoes on. She had this long hair that was parted in the middle and bushy, her face was little as shit and she had on these sassy bifocals. Anyway she motions for me to stop by jumping in front of my car (like in a scary movie), I almost ran over her ass, her hands were on my hood, so I am stunned of course cause it is after 3 in the morning and this disheveled weirdo comes out of nowhere (she looked like a supernatural creature).

So I stop the car, (well I had no choice) I would have ran over this bitch (when you get to the end you will agree that I should have). She runs to the passenger door, here is where I have to take responsibility, If my doors were locked, I could have pulled the fuck off. Anyway she gets in lookin all crazy and stinkin and says "we got find them...go after them" I am cutting her off, "we got to find who" she is like "they have to be around here" I am yelling I am not going after no body? Go after who? Mannnnn, what the fuck is going on? What happened" she is like " go gurrrrrrallll, goooooo! (voice was irritating). I said I am not going no where, I am a woman I ain't getting caught up in yo shit" so she says "We can take gurrral come on" I yell back "MAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR". While this conversation is going on she is looking all around and clappin her fist together, then she looks over sees something and jumps out and yells call the metro police leaving the door open and leaves her purse and keys and shit behind. I yell "Bitch, I don't work for metro!" Now my first instinct is to throw her shit out of the car and pull off. As I gathered it up to toss it, I thought, this shit will get stolen she will say I took it and this station is the one I I usually sit at I don't need the drama, so I pull over, I am mad now.

I look over she ran over to this car of young black guys, so I can't hear what she is saying, all I hear is "Bitch get the fuck away from my car", I am like fuuuccck, so I start to walk up to tell metro manger so he can get this whore some help, so I walk as close as I can so he can see there is a situation, he knows me so he starts to come out I start yelling "this bitch is lunchin you need to call for some help". I hear the guy in the car yell louder "BITCH GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY CAR" This stupid bitch is still standing their arguing, so he shoves her ass down and they pull off.

So she walks over still all hyped up, talkin bout "just cause I am from the hills, I can still take them and I am all I got I have to do my own investigative work", so the manager says what happened. She says, "I nodded off for two seconds on the train and someone took my cellphone".....I will pause for your reaction......., cause mine was not good.. I went off at that point, "you put my life in jeopardy for a muthafuckin cellphone, are you out of your muthafuckin mind"...I am flicking and flicking, so now the metro-police arrive, they pull up in a truck 6 deep and cockstrong, I was disgusted.

So her story begins to descend from this point. She tells them that she fell asleep on the train and someone took her cellphone and when she got off the train, the guy ran down the road and this car of black guys pull up and pick these girls up. That doesn't make any sense if the guy ran away he ran away. So the manager looks at her, I look at her and he asks where do you live, so she says isn't this Cheverly Metro, I say hell no this Landover metro, the manger looks at me and says the metro police can take her, I say okay and I left and more police began to pull up. As I walk away I hear her go on to say that she has to sleep in her car cause she had a fight with her sister and she didn't want to wake her parents, WTF!

This was the second crazy white woman I saw at the station tonight, I don't know what happened to the first one, all I saw was her hiding behind the brown recycled cans at the station.


I normally don't curse this much in my blogs but this whore deserves every foul thought and obscenity used for making me get indignant! BITCH!